Have an Inconvenient Day
Tourist: Is this the way to the subway? Guard: No. You need to go west of 49th. Tourist: Can I go down there anyway? Guard: No. There’s a special event. Tourist: Please? We’re from California. Guard:...
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Little tourist kid: Daddy, I want to go ice skating!Tourist dad: I swear to god, you can go ice skating back in El Paso! –Rockefeller Center Overheard by: liag
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Girl one: I hate going to a bar with pregnant girls, it’s so boring. Girl two: Yeah. Gorl one: It’s even worse when you go with pregnant girls that drink. –. Source
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Older tourist woman to NBC tour guide: So, we are going to see the rock at the top? Guide: It's called “the top of the rock.” Woman: Well, that doesn't make any sense? –30 Rockefeller Plaza Overheard...
View ArticleI Think It’s Called Learning…
Bubbly blonde: Isn’t it amazing how you don’t know how to do something and then you do? –Rockefeller Center Cafeteria Overheard by: emma... Source
View ArticleSasha Cohen: I Am a Fucking Olympian, Dickwad
Midwestern man, about woman spinning in center of ice rink: Awww, someone’s reflecting on times passed.New Yorker: Look at that chick in the middle — thinks she’s a fuckin’ Olympian! [Yells at her]...
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Mom: Let’s take the stairs, honey. Thick daughter: Are you saying I’m fat? –Rockefeller Center Overheard by: Jason... Source
View ArticleBut There’s a Tag on It That Says ‘Made in Taiwan’
Santa: Merry Christmas, young lady. 60-something woman: I’m old… Santa: Well, I’m older… Look at my beard! –Rockefeller Center Overheard by: IS and JC... Source
View ArticleIf the Wednesday Fits, One-Liner It
Young thug to friends: Stop, stop, stop! Stop, seriously, stop. C’mon, I’m not kidding! Seriously. I have shoe phobia! –Metro-North Rail Guy with shoe in hand, catching up to woman who lost it: Here...
View ArticleThank Goodness for Morning Sickness and All That Vomiting
Middle-aged woman: So, is she, like, skinny pregnant? Friend: Yes, she looks like a model. Middle-aged woman: Good, there is just no excuse to gain weight during pregnancy. –Rockefeller Center...
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